two drunks one cup

two straws, one pitcher. you might not be able to tell, because this bar wasnt exactly lit for glamor shots, but thats a pitcher with 2 straws, which is mathematically the most efficient and fare way to share a pitcher. duh. bonus suck at life points because the people drinking this beer had a combined fortune of $5.78 (savings included) between them so that blueberry beer was purchased with money borrowed from parents, which is the most efficient and enjoyable way to enjoy beer. duh.

high class glass

sooo we save glass jars and drink from them. reduce, reuse, recycle i say! "but it makes me feel like a redneck!" some of my guests say. well, here you go, snobby friends that prefer to drink from a real glass intended for drinking: target now sells fake jars intended for drinking. im really happy that there's some misguided shopaholic yuppy lady buying these and making her friends drink lemonade from them. and im also really sad because this is ridiculous. oh, the simulacra!