glamor shot

after the after party

after every party we throw, our apartment experiences a hangover that can last more than two weeks. sure, there's the obvious stuff, like 3 bins of recyclables, dirty dishes, and the mud that gets tracked in... but there's also the little easter eggs that are harder to find. maybe someone smoked cigarettes in your room and put them out in a coffee cup. maybe someone did drugs in your bed, and you don't find the paraphernalia until the next time you do laundry. maybe someone assembled a cookie and cake sandwich, put it in a bowl filled with edamame shells, and then stuck that behind a speaker...

beer in the shower

opposite of priceless

party size pineapple pizza
THREE party size pizzas
french fries
chicken tenders
$84.54


just another friday night

packie run

wok and roll

oh no, brah, i bought grain alcohol and hawaiian punch so we could have jungle juice at the party but forgot that we dont have a punch bowl... or a pitcher... or an empty gallon jug... or... oh wait dude! i got it. we can totally just put the jungle juice in the wok.

on the side of the road

you cant really tell, but there were approximately 50 discarded scratch tickets on the side of the road.